
Crystal.
Brooklyn.
Writer & Editor.
M.A. in Writing.
Hello
My name is Crystal. I’m a content & copywriter who specializes in writing that makes you go, “Goddamn, that’s good copy.”
WhO I AM
⭐️ Copywriter with a passion for crisp copy, engaging email marketing campaigns, and dazzling podcast ads that convert.
⭐️ Content writer who writes blog posts that rank organically (#1 on Google, baby!), press releases that show off your newest features, and newsletters your leads & customers *want* to read.
That’s Great, But What Do Those Things Even Mean?
Basically, it means that whatever type of writing you need done, I can do. Need a landing page with catchy copy? Blog content? Newsletter? I gotchu, boo. Also, sorry for calling you boo.
A good copywriter (that’s me) takes a look at how your messaging is being distilled across all communication channels from start to finish.
- Capturing what makes your product different from competitors
- Distilling that into a clearly articulated message your customers can understand
- Creating and replicating that message and voice across all communication channels
- Writing content + copy to establish industry authority, convert leads, and engage current customers.
- Keeping things fresh so your messaging never feels like laundry you should have done two weeks ago
The more cohesive, consistent, and clear your messaging is, the more it transforms the entire user experience. I’m kinda like Ursula from The Little Mermaid singing with Ariel’s voice to entice Prince Eric to marry her. But, like, less evil and with fewer tentacles.

Cool, So I’m Almost Convinced You’re Good At What You Do But Can I See Some Samples?
Dude, I would do anything for you. You know that. If you want samples, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive.
